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Omo, e don red oo

What's the need of formal economic education when hardship teaches the best form of economics? Urgent 2k I need—who go help me?

E really red oo, no jokes.

I never knew I could be so attentive. Now, I'm very much aware of every single note in my wallet. Even 10 bucks no dea escape o.

Aside waking up every morning, finding a forgotten note in a forgotten trouser is another big testimony of my day.

Guy, e red oo.

"Uncle your change remain 50 bucks, you go leave am abi you go come collect am later?" See me later in front of their house; Knock knock, I want collect change. How much?—50 bucks. Who forming help?

E really red o.

I'll be winning the MTN debtors award this month—no runner up. 

The kind of humility I exhibit is so haughty. As everybody don turn "boss man" because dem fresh pass me.

The state of my bank account is like poison eating down my mental health. 

I never liked negotiating prices. I felt I didn't have the skill and it was a waste of time, but ehm, e be like I go soon collect my certificate—Bachelor of Price Negotiation. You're all invited to my convocation ceremony. 

My folks have begun calling me "Negu". I dea beat price down like axe man wey dea chop down tree. Who forming help?

Oboy, e don red.

Urgent 2k needed abeg.

Par: Sambasy

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  1. Unknown3 May 2021 at 09:15

    Omor🔥🔥😂 that joy of finding stray money🙏

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    1. Sambasy3 May 2021 at 09:30

      As in eh!
      It's always a joyful moment 😆

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  2. Unknown3 May 2021 at 09:43

    Really inspiring but who forming help sef

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    1. Sambasy3 May 2021 at 09:48

      Ah tire oo. Who forming help abeg 😅😅

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  3. Unknown3 May 2021 at 11:28

    Urgent 2k na the matter for the nation now o
    Wetin concern suit and tie wey money no dey
    If na to fry akara we go fry o
    It haf purple o😂😂😂. Nice one pastor sam

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  4. PanamaD4 May 2021 at 09:38

    😂Na The new Normal.
    Nice one.

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  5. Davina4 May 2021 at 16:25


    Bitter truth.

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  6. Unknown6 May 2021 at 13:21

    Omo! Every red oo
    People aren't smiling at all.

    What a nice read. I enjoyed it.

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  7. Anonymous24 November 2022 at 20:41

    Seriously na urgent 2k matter dey dis period oo😔

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